My mom keeps talking about replacing the Safari

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09/28/2014 at 21:50 • Filed to: None

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With another Safari/Astro, but the newer body style.

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Howaboutno?

You've owned the same car for 16 years, and yes I know you really like it, but why not try something different? Maybe a Tahoe or Yukon or Trailblazer or LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER VAN PLEASE .

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She want to do the same thing with the Vue, just upgrade to a used Cadillac SRX. Which I'm kinda okay with, but why not a used CTS instead?


DISCUSSION (42)


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 21:52

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SRX and Vue aren't on the same platform doe...


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR
09/28/2014 at 21:53

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I know, I know, Theta and Theta Premium but they're still similar-ish.

She doesn't need a crossover. She never did. She wanted a Charger at one point, but ended up with a Vue.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 21:54

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Three words: crash test video. That should make her not want an Astro or Safari anymore. :)


Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 21:54

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That press photo makes me want an Astro.

Actually, a conversion van would be great for going to tracks. Well, not great, but serviceable.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 21:56

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How about not. Explode the Safarastro.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mazda616
09/28/2014 at 21:56

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I've showed them to her! Changes nothing!

I also showed them to my brother and he's kinda scared to ride in it now..


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > oldirtybootz
09/28/2014 at 21:57

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It's actually not a bad photo. Makes the old box look decent.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
09/28/2014 at 21:58

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I still need something to drive though...


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 21:59

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Then keep the Vue if she gets an SRX?


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > mazda616
09/28/2014 at 22:00

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Was about to say the exact same thing!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
09/28/2014 at 22:02

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That trade's a few years out.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > oldirtybootz
09/28/2014 at 22:04

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I want to lift an AWD one, and make an overlanding vehicle out of it.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:06

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Show her the crash test videos.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mcseanerson
09/28/2014 at 22:07

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Did.

Didn't change anything. Got a "Huh" and that's it.

Woop.

I just want a Tahoe...


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:10

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If van is question, Sienna is answer.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Steve in Manhattan
09/28/2014 at 22:11

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Good luck getting my dad, man who used to have a BUY AMERICAN bumper sticker on his truck, to buy a Toyota .


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:15

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I wanted a Silverado extended cab until I watched the crash test video. I'm sure the Tahoe is nicer and my wife would love one but we can't afford the gas as the family vehicle gets mostly city driving.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > mcseanerson
09/28/2014 at 22:17

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The lack true B-Pillars is really the Extended Cab's downfall I think. I also think that's why they switched to two front hinged doors this generation.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:19

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Yeah. It's sad they couldn't make it work because no b pillars is great for loading kids in the back but as a parent you could never get over the reduced safety.


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:20

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Get a chevy express with the duramax.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:21

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You can tell him that, a few years ago, the car with the most American content was a Toyota Avalon.

Or take the badging off and replace it with Plymouth Voyager badges - they managed to squeeze off one more series before Plymouth went away.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex from Toronto
09/28/2014 at 22:21

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Since I'll be the primary driver of whatever we get...

NO. THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN AN ASTRO.

And I do not have the money to be feeding a Duramax.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:26

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Want to trade the van for a Rendevouz?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
09/28/2014 at 22:29

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If it has 3 rows of seats.

That's the only issue, it HAS to have 3 rows.


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:30

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That's too bad. Vans are cool though, so much space for activities


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex from Toronto
09/28/2014 at 22:32

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Don't gotta tell me. I have a bench that turns into a bed in the current Safari.

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Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:35

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Is it well used. (If you know what I mean)


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex from Toronto
09/28/2014 at 22:38

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No....

It was used as a mobile hotel on a road trip to North Carolina though.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR
09/28/2014 at 22:40

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The second gens on a related platform, the Vue was Theata the SRX is Theta-Epsilon


Kinja'd!!! Alex from Toronto > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:40

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haha I joke.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:47

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I oddly like that generation of GMC Yukon A LOT.

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But I must say I like the first gen Escalade even more!

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I want to play "White Walls" in this SO BADLY

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Thanks Logan, now i'm searching for Immaculate 1999 Escalades. And Im not going to conform with the 60,000 mile 1 owner, I WANT THE BARN FIND


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:48

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It only has 2 :(


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
09/28/2014 at 22:49

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The lust I have for a first gen Escalade... oh boy.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 22:53

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ITS PERFECT


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
09/28/2014 at 22:56

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Why can't these have 3-rows of seats!? WHY.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 23:02

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I thought they did!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
09/28/2014 at 23:05

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Nope, none of the shorter GMT400 SUVs could have them, only the longer ones like the Suburban did. People have retrofitted them before though.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/28/2014 at 23:06

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Time to add garden chairs.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Steve in Manhattan
09/29/2014 at 06:32

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Such beige. Many snooze.


Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Vicente Esteve
09/29/2014 at 18:06

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There was one for sale around here a few months ago for $800 I think.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
09/29/2014 at 18:08

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$800?!

NP


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
09/30/2014 at 10:02

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sell her on a suburban with safety .

Suburban

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